Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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