covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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