Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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