there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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