Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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