You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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