did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
operation harelip BJ is a go
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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