So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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