Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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