hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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