absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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