I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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