So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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