just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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