She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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