32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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