it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Where are you guys?
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