there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
