it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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