Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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