just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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