Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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