ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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