so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.