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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....

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  which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?

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• (718): View more from New York

  You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.

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  25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"

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• (352): View more from Florida

  she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate

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• (850): View more from Florida

  ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents

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