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• (708): View more from Illinois

  the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer

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  ... I'm KD

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.

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• (707): View more from California

  I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"

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