the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"