i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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