I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
This toilet bowl is my home.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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