so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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