nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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