Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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