She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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