Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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