she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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