Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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