this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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