North Korea, Best Korea!
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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