Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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