I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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