Me. At least after what I've been through.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Ladies don't puke and tell
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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