my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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