Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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