Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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