Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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