North Korea, Best Korea!
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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