Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
