This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
COCAINE IS GR8
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