So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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