Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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