why didn't you poke me back
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
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i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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