Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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