I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
