you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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