Acid is not a monday night drug
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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