I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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