are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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