Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Randomize
