goodnight i made you a song goodbye
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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