their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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