I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
