Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Can I color on your dick again?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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